Somewhere, beneath the cover of an innocuous-looking retail operation, those with true Power have built a facility to imprison forces man was not meant to know . . . things we were never meant to comprehend. The Ark of the Covenant. The Crystal Skull. Alien spacecraft . . . and aliens. Documentation of conspiracies and cover-ups. And more. Are you ready for Warehouse 23?
If you're prepared for the consequences, you may open a random box in the Warehouse... or, if you're really brave, you can look through the dumpster at the things that were too weird even for the Secret Masters.
If you've discovered a dangerous artifact that the world isn't ready for, please submit it. The Men In Black thank you.
On the other hand, there are some things it is better NOT to submit...